Prometheus

cthulhu-with-a-fez: laughcentre: allmonds: sluttyoliveoil: allmonds: stand: I I DONT GET IT...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:25:56 -0400

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

sallypena: thegoodladyapril: oddbot: terra-mater: 15 amazing...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:59:28 -0400

sallypena:

thegoodladyapril:

oddbot:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

and to think that we want to destroy it all. come on people, the beauty is right in front of us!

Going to all of these places

I’ve been to the laguna in mexico. Check!

-apple: i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:39:49 -0400

-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

doctorwho: Three Doctors.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:36:02 -0400

doctorwho:

Three Doctors.

sherlocked—in-a-tardis: the companion’s first and last...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:45:05 -0400

sherlocked—in-a-tardis:

the companion’s first and last words to the doctor

well looked who climbed out of the 6th circle of hell…..

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:37:51 -0400

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Cuil Theory: You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.
Oprah Winfrey: You get a cow! And you get a cow! Everybody gets a cow!
Mushu: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.
Kripke: You have 2 cows. you send them on a hunting trip to fight evil demons.

Photo

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:47:32 -0400

screamingfish: WITCHCRAFT DUDE WHERE HAVE THESE THINGS BEEN ALL...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:33:48 -0400

screamingfish:

WITCHCRAFT

DUDE WHERE HAVE THESE THINGS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

I remember this "joke" this guy told me when I was in grade 8

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:04:42 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Him: What do you use to catch a shark?

Me: I don’t know, fish?

Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?

Me: Oh, snake bait.

Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?

Me: Giraffe bait.

Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?

Me: What the hell is an eye master?

Him: Just answer the question!

Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—

gayyourlifemustbe: benedictcumbergasm: kpopandbbc: welcome-azk...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:54:29 -0400

gayyourlifemustbe:

benedictcumbergasm:

kpopandbbc:

welcome-azkaban-bitch:

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

I like how his last mention answers the first.

I open at the close

Fuck u all

timelocked-intheimpala-withspike: andr3wdost: nathanieljosephruess: herfunnyvideos: lockedinabird...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:48:08 -0400

timelocked-intheimpala-withspike:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

I just spat my drink everywhere

iamjantolocked: this-is-a-good-idea: an-australasian-writer: s...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:08:32 -0400

iamjantolocked:

this-is-a-good-idea:

an-australasian-writer:

simple solutions motherfuckers

THE LAST ONE

I think this is my favourite video

tyleroakley: This just blew my mind.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:01:11 -0400

tyleroakley:

This just blew my mind.

anitalife: lord-snow-of-winterfell: iamlingy: amieleighluna: ...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:10:25 -0400

anitalife:

lord-snow-of-winterfell:

iamlingy:

amieleighluna:

cavum:

i heard the first 2 seconds and I clicked reblog

YES!

THIS IS MAH JAM

I literally spent the whole time dramatically singing in my room

npr: Filmmaker Richard Mosse on the parallel between infrared...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:04:16 -0400

npr:

Filmmaker Richard Mosse on the parallel between infrared film bringing to light the unseen, and his perception of the Congo’s unseen “humanitarian crisis.”

harshbarge:

Gorgeous and surreal. A film about Congo shot entirely on infrared film. Hot pink trees!

The filmmaker/photographer Richard Mosse also makes a great point about what we consider “journalistic” or “true”, saying that we don’t see in black and white, yet we consider Robert Capa’s photos to be closer to “Truth”.

theleftsideofmyroom: When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 16:51:10 -0400

theleftsideofmyroom:

When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.

tits-n-t4ts: kettlesjustboiled: annieisapineapple: educateddum...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:46:52 -0400

tits-n-t4ts:

kettlesjustboiled:

annieisapineapple:

educateddummy:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

scootatore:

brainrainbows:

the-apex-spooky:

theeyeofthetigger:

iamsamhearmemoose:

formaldejekyll:

mrplisk:

CAN I HAVE THIS WHAT IS THIS I WANT THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KAJGFDJLKSDHFJLKDJFLKHDSFLK

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i couldnt place it for the first few seconds and i was like I KNOW THIS

I KNOW THIS

and then it hit me oh my fucking god

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, EARGASMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

it’S baCk

WHAT IS THIS SONG?

HOLY SHIT, I THINK I JUST HAD AN EARGASM!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

This is amazing, oh my god

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS PERFECT

shh-im-wondering: thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy: So this is...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:44:33 -0400

shh-im-wondering:

thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:

So this is the best thing

Oh this one’s pretty good

estrellas-rojas-y-amarillas: today in social studies we were talking about ships and my teacher...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:14:07 -0400

estrellas-rojas-y-amarillas:

today in social studies we were talking about ships

and my teacher was like

“what makes ships sink?”

and some kid shouted

“when others ships have a canon”

and i realized

memecollection: For more funny posts click HERE!

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:48:09 -0400

memecollection:

For more funny posts click HERE!